*Tunes of the Day: One Girl Revolution- Super Chick*
Pixies and Demons and Greg Land, oh my!
Note: If you're wondering what just happened to the title card... I was just going leave it as a simple drawing... and then I published it and realized "that looks terrible" . So I went back and fixed it. Lovely how I realized this AFTER I published this, huh? Oh well. On to the review!
Note: If you're wondering what just happened to the title card... I was just going leave it as a simple drawing... and then I published it and realized "that looks terrible" . So I went back and fixed it. Lovely how I realized this AFTER I published this, huh? Oh well. On to the review!
Lets talk about Marvel shall we? I
don’t think I’ve been giving them much love lately, which is
strange, since I read about the same amount of Marvel as I do DC. And
yes, I have heard about the Marvel Now stuff. But that’s not what
I’m going to talk about today.
Nope, instead, I feel like looking at
something I love: One-Shots.
With all the Events, Brand New
Miniseries and SPECTACULAR ALL NEW SERIES OF AWESOMENESS!---
---It’s nice just to have simple
short tale.
So today I’m going to look a a short
little tale about one of my favourite new X-men: Pixie!
Pixies and
Demons was a short tale put on Free Comic Book Day, by Mike Carey and
.... an artist that shall remain nameless *cough*. At the back of the
book there is also a bonus section, with the original script for the
book and a few extra covers that didn’t make it. I’m... a
complete sucker for this stuff XD
Pixie is a mutant with... What?
C’mon guys! Don’t make me talk
about him! I want to enjoy this book! This is one of my favourite
one-shots, about one of my favourite characters! LET ME LEAVE THE
NOSTALGIA GOGGLES ON!
...Sigh. Fine.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you: Greg Land.
Her hips! Her shoulders! I--Aaaargh! |
Greg Land, the guy who, on a scale of
bad artists, in my opinion, is in fact worse then Frank Miller and
Liefeld. Sure, I’ll knock them both for sexist art, but those two
actually have a STYLE. Both have unique styles (arguebly not good
styles) and both have done something to influence the industry(not
always in good ways). What is Greg Land recognized for?
1 recycling the same faces and poses
over and over again
2 Making all of his woman look not only
the same, but look like they are in constant states of arousal,
porn-face and pornographic poses (and purposely changing anatomy to
make them look “sexier”)
3 Traces/ uses photos that don’t
belong to him. Including work belongs to other artists. Now, I’m
less inclined to believe the tracing rumours for my own reasons. But
wow, the rip-offs. The rip-offs! See here 'cause
I’m not smart enough to figure out flash images.
4 And generally having most of his art come off as
flat, static and boring.
And it really sucks because sometimes,
Land is actually a competent artist.
And then he pulls stunts like this!
Apparently the x-women get aroused when they are knocked out. Also, Pixie, hands don't work that way. |
But y’know what? NO!
You will Not ruin this for me Land! The
review will GO ON! I don’t care about your terrible artwork! Nope!
I’m Not going to make fun of it at all!
Not. At. All...
Let’s get this Review started!
Pixies and Demons, if you couldn’t
tell by my dramatic...ness, is a good example of how a well written
comic can be ruined by absolutely TERRIBLE art. And that’s the true
joy to this story: The writing! But to understand it I’m going to
have to do a little, uh, exposition dropping.
Pixie, mutant with pixie features such
as bug eyes and fairy wings and the ability to spray “Pixie Dust”,
causing hallucinogenic visions to whoever breathed it in. (AKA,
instead of pixie, they was bunnies, rainbows and unicorns. Not
kidding.). She was very naive, cutesy and innocent to the point you
thought she was breathing in her own pixie-dust every waking hour. I
was introduced to her in a series called New X-men Childhood’s End.
It took place after the event M-Day, and focused on the newer
students of the Xavier Institue. And I recommend to EVERYBODY.
But none of the cast of Childhood's End
came out of the book unscaved, Pixie being among the top 5.
During a trip to hell (don’t ask),
several of the X-men were captured by the demon: Belasco. On the
other side of hell, Pixie and several other students, were captured
by Magik, a demon version of Illyana, Colossus’ little sister,
(Just go with it). Anyway, in order to save the other x-men from
Belasco, Magik made a deal (forced, actually) with Pixie to turn
Pixie’s innocent soul into a Soul Sword, a weapon that could cut
pure evil. Luckily, one of the other students intervened, causing
only a piece of Pixie’s soul to be weaponized. But another piece
was stolen by Illyana.
Pixie was now a bit stronger now,
including learning a teleportation spell from Magik, and still
innocent at her core, but the piece of soul ripped from her had left
“a sliver of darkness” insider her soul.
Sometime after that, the institute was
destroyed, and the school relocated to San Francisco. The book I’m
looking today takes place between the relocation.
Phew. Good thing this is a one shot
with all this backstory.
On to the book!
Anyway, the story takes place between
the destruction of the Xavier Institute and the mutants moving to San
Fransico. After the school was closed, Pixie moved back to her home
in Wales.
The story begins the teacher asking
students to come up to read their report on what they did over the
summer, but constantly has to skip over students who are absent.
Pixie is outside, cutting class to phone the X-men. Or try to anyway.
She leaves a message that people have been disappearing in her town
and she’s getting worried. The teacher interrupts her so she can
give her report.
Pixie’s report is a censored version
of her adventures with the X-men. No one in town knows she’s a
mutant, y’know, dispute her having completely black eyes and no
visible pupils.
It acts as a recap to new comers. She
talks about how much fun she had in america, how there was an
accident at the school and it was closed. Meanwhile,we actually see
the X-men, the funerals that took place and the school in complete
ruins. Oh, and and image of Pixie playing baseball in... I have no
idea what that’s suppose to be. It also appears her spine has been
stretched out.
Oh. And for the record:
Note to new artists: Referencing art does not mean copying an image that doesn't belong to you. |
Ya. Sigh.
Oh, what? You couldn't tell I was being
sarcastic?
Later on, Pixie talks to friends and
family around town, asking about the missing people. No one seems to
have noticed, shoving it off as people eloping, moving around from
town. Pixie even brings a list of all the missing persons to a bobby,
who doesn’t seem to believe her. The bobby mentions that that
Pixie’s dad died in the mines nearby, and that’s why her thoughts
are probably so “dark”.
Cut to a park some time later, and we
see the real culprit behind the disappearances:
PUMKIN HEAD! *dramatic music*
Wait, what?
Huh. Actually, this isn’t a crack at
Land. Just a really funny coincidence.
Well, whatever they are, the two
monsters are eyeing two children at the park, talking about taking
them back home as food. Pixie rushes in at that moment, taking off
her Jacket, revealing her wings. She grabs the children and flies
away from the monsters, and tells the children to run to their
parents, who... haven’t noticed the two monsters for some reason.
Wait, how did Pixie’s wings always
fit under a tiny jacket? Eh, Whatever. X-men logic.
The monsters surround Pixie and we get
one of my favourite scenes in the book, just because of how bad ass
Pixie is here.
Say it Tegan. Say it like it's true: YOU SUCK, LAND! |
With one distracted, Pixie flies off,
leading the other monster away. People gawk at the scene, only
noticing Pixie.
Oh, these british bumpkins! They’re
so adorably stupid! *please note that Tegan’s family is British and
is being completely sarcastic*
Pixie leads the monster into the closed
museum. The monster says Pixie is trapped inside with him. Pixie
locks the door behind them and admits that was the whole point, as
she pulls out her soul dagger.
And we probably my favourite scene in
the whole book.
Okay, I’ll admit. This is actually a
good scene. Great pacing, and panel work, only showing us just barely
what’s going on in the no doubt gruesome scene. And the writing
really makes you really feel for her, especially when you know the
whole story.
Pixie was more then just super perky.
She was the innocent one of the New X-men. A teenager who was still a
child at heart. But the creation of the soul dagger changed that. It
filled her heart will literal darkness, which came out every once in
a while, when darker thoughts or actions caused it too take over. But
at heart, Pixie still has that innocence. She knows the difference
from right and wrong, and uses her darkness to her advantage, as
we’ll see later. It’s only when she’s using the soul dagger
that she starts to loose control. Pixie is a great example of a
character given a “darker edge”. She’s still the same person at
heart, but she has a tragedy in her life she must deal with. And as
we soon find out, this isn’t the first time she’s had to deal
with tragedy.
Pixie now realizes the X-men probably
aren’t coming. So it’s up to her to do something about the
monsters. She observes them from a distance, noticing that she is the
only one who can see them. They’re gathering “food” to feed...
something. Something big.
Suddenly, Pixie is captured by a group
of Pumkinheads, who want to bring her back for food. They laugh at
her soul dagger and...
Wait.
No.
You have got to be kidding me?! After I
just finished complementing that scene, I find out that the image was
one of Land’s poses that he recycles?! GAH!
Grr...Moving on...They are stopped when the
X-men finally arrive!
The battle commences, and once again, a
pretty cool scene and...
from another comic of Lands |
...
Not even going to touch this one.
After a short battle, the x-men explain
that these are N’Garai demons, who are probably trying to resurrect
their dead leader, Kierrok. To do this, they would need a very large
space to enact the ritual. Pixie tells them they are hiding in the
mine. Her darkness draws her to other dark things and she has a good
idea where in the mine they are squatting.
As they enter, Pixie begins to have
flashbacks of her father, who had died in the mines with several
other miners. Emma Frost asks Pixie is she wants her to block
Pixie;’s fear, but she declines, saying that there's important
memories attached to it.
As they enter the elevator, we get
flashbacks of Pixie’s father entering the same elevator.
Once at the bottom, the x-men are
shocked to see that Kierrok is almost reborn, sitting half through a
large portal in the floor. The x-men attack, aiming to destroy the
portal.
Above them Pixie remembers how her
father died. The mine collapsed because the boards holding it up were
placed too far apart.
Oh, and another recycled image:
*grits her teeth to stay calm*
Pixie flies right up to Kierrok and starts
insulting him. Angered, Kierrok lunges at Pixie, hitting the walls of
the mine instead, and brings the mine down on himself.
And in another incredibly bad ass
image, Pixie flies out the way and teleports herself and all the
x-men out of the mines!
The x-men are all surprised to be
outside, Nightcrawler feeling especially old with Pixie’s
teleportation powers being more powerful then his.
Cyclops congratulates Pixie, and
mentions her absence. Pixie is confused, until Cyclops says that the
school has been back open and Pixie is still on the student list.
As the others joke about Pixie’s
punishment for “skipping”, Pixie is overjoyed.
The comic ends with the image from the
cover: Pixie flying over the San Fransico bridge, declaring that she
is an x-man. And she’s going to fly.
And oh look. There’s the
bridge Land constanly recycles.
In the background. Behind the other recycled images |
Sigh.
Overall, a good comic. My feelings are bittersweet only due to the art and that was only when I finally knew who Greg Land is. And while Land is
definitely not a well loved artist in my books, (understatement of
the year) I will begrudgingly admit that it’s not too bad here. I'm sure that those that pay way more attention to Land's art will be able to find even more recycled images in here... but I
have seen much worse examples of his work.
*cringe*
But where the story really shines is in
the writing. Carey definitely understands Pixie’s character and the
trials she’s had to face, while still writing her as a bubbly
cutesy girl with a smart brain in her noggin’. And I enjoyed
reading his script from the comic.
It’s a fun comic. With so many comics
connected to complex continuity, long, drawn out events and grand
adventures that overtake the entire universe... it’s nice to just
read a simple one shot once in a while. There are a few parts I can
get a few jokes out of, but nothing that actually bothers me.
So, what’s next?
Well...ironically, the comic I was
going to review next had the exact opposite of Pixies and Demons. I
was planning on reviewing X-Infernus, a mini series that came out
right after Pixies and Demons
which I originally remember as being
terrible.
my favorite cover from the series! |
But after reading it again, it’s not nearly as bad as I
remember. Really, the largest issue with the mini series was it suppose to bring Magik and the New Mutants back together... only to have the whole
story be about Magik and Pixie. The New Mutants only show up on the
second last page of the last book and go “hey, do you want to team
up again?” “Sure, why not?”.
Everything else is nitpicking, with
faulty magic logic, Young Bloods disease and really not accomplishing
that much.
Oh. And Scott continues to be a
duouche.
This line hurts for so many reasons...
So what should I review? Well, after
having to look at many many MANY images of Land’s work to research
this (something I won’t be doing again for a long time. Hopefully),
I feel like reviewing something happy. And I’ve got one more
one-shot that is certifiably good, and 100% Land free. And from one
of my favourite event comics of last year.
Seeya then!
Tegan Dumpleton aka SlugLady28
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Credits
If you dare to see more of lands work,
here are the sites I went to for photos and a few other “fun”
sites. Ugh.
I have to go wash my eyes out with
soap...
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